"If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it probably needs a little more time in the microwave."

Butter vs. Margarine ? I trust cows over scientists

Coffee, Chocolate, Men ... Some things are just better rich.

RIDDLES

Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
Answer: Corn on the cob: You throw away the skin or sheaf, then cook it, eat the corn, then throw away the cob.

Question: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Answer: Pumpkin pi.

Question: What did the grape say when he was sat on?
Answer: Nothing, he just let out a little whine.


Question: What is a Honeymoon Salad?
Answer: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.

Question: What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its root upward?
Answer: An icicle.

Question: An old Arab riddle goes like this:Our servant is green.
Her children are born white and then grow black.
Who is she?
Answer: An olive tree.

PONDERING POINTS

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?


Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever